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“Herd” at Fordham: The “Hey, That’s The Plot For The Next Michael Bay Movie” Edition

Overheard by Ashley Tedesco

Professor to her class: I said to myself that I would miss this class, but I will also miss Viking Fun Facts about lactose intolerant Native Americans. What will I do without that?”

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“Herd” at Fordham: The Political Edition

Overheard by Ashley Tedesco, blog editor

Professor in class: “Liberals are just conservatives in rainbow clothing.”

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“Herd” at Fordham: The “I’d Rather Take a Cab” Edition

Overheard by Cristina Romano

Girl in the cafeteria: “You know, I hate going outside because you have to like, walk to actually get places!”

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‘Herd’ at Fordham: The Lincoln Center Construction Edition

Overheard by Ashley Tedesco

“I was trying to write a paper in the library, and you can’t, ’cause it’s like a jackhammer on your face.”

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“Herd” at Fordham: The Teacher’s Pet Edition

Overheard by Ashley Tedesco

Professor to her class about her dog: “He’s a happenin’ chihauaua. He’s been on broadway. He gets around… Okay. From chihuahuas to divorce. Chihuahuas don’t get divorced, really.”

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“Herd” at Fordham: The Ash Wednesday Edition

Overheard by Cristina Romano

Two guys talking in the hallway between classes:

1: “I hate that people are walking around with stuff on their heads today”

2: “I prefer to call it ‘schmutz'”

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“Herd” at Fordham: The “Jersey Shore” Edition

February 15, 2011 Leave a comment

Overheard by Cristina Romano

Student waiting for the Ram Van: “From now on I want to only be addressed by fist pump”

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